Fairy tale of randomness...by me

Once upon a time, a woman dropped from the sky and into the ocean, washed away deep into the sea. Her mother popped out of a volcano and floated away into space. Her bones scattered throughout the universe - her skull reaching the silky moon, her toes reaching the mighty sun. Evil vultures from venus devoured everything else. Her daughter became a mermaid, after the hefty King Triton realized that she couldn't breathe underwater as a human. Soon after she transformed into a beautiful mermaid a fisherman ate her, thinking she was some kind of magical spell that must be stopped. What he didn't realized was that she was a magical spell, and thus by eating her up he died of poison and his body transformed into a bull. For obvious reasons a bull cannot survive off of fish since they cannot swim, so he sooned passed away due to starvation. After having most of his body chunked off by piranhas, the vultures from venus found its way into the Earth's atmosphere and ate the rest of the bull. Finally, the mother and daughter are united with their flesh and bones stored inside the gut of the vulture.

As the vultures set out on their next adventure within the milky way, an elephant came stomping through the ocean and smooshed the vultures before they could fly away. The elephant, thinking they're the King of the World, got jumped by the Dinosaurs and ran away like monkeys. The Dinosaurs, thinking they're now the King of the World, strolled around town like they're the shit. To their surprise, people weren't running away from them. Rather, they were running away from Godzilla. Godzilla, sent by the Fart God of Jupitor, kept releasing deadly toxins that would burn the eyes out of the people's socket and cause them to explode. Out of revenge, Team America was formulated to save the world from terrorists.